When the world is against you just stay home ! Nothing like a boat ramp to put stress on a marriage. Todays Valentine gift for a Miami couple couldn't get worse if Steven King wrote the story. The Boat Ramps Chit Show was in full effect and so were the tiny bikinis. There are plenty of qualified captains and many boat ramp champs at the Miami Boat ramps. Today the Chit Show was a classic ! My name is Alfred Montaner host of the Chit Show in Miami ,Florida.