Whats up people, we've got The Machine in the building, Bert Kreischer. Schulz reached out to his 2 bears, 1 cave co-host Tom Segura to get some info on some of Berts fears... turns out he hates clowns and balloons. We DID NOT expect it to end up like this. INDULGE!
00:00 START
01:27 Rolex boys
04:59 WHO Picked berts movie wife? + kissing a new woman
08:42 Why Bert won't cheat + Bert loves to EAT
12:46 Being honest + earning the ability to talk about yourself
15:30 Tosh is the greatest + colluding in poker
20:48 Bert's comedy style + having unbelievable conviction
30:26 Patrice O'Neal story + insight into their lives
32:07 Birth of "The Machine" + being protective about personal life
37:39 Bert LOVES Segura even if Bert gets hurt
41:54 Music industry infiltrated Comedy + wanting to make Comedy
45:58 Stand up clips are gonna end comedy but it WORKS
51:15 Body counts really do count
59:57 Segura sends his regards + "you can't trust them"
01:03:53 Flagrant unspiked Bert's beer
01:04:57 "I can smell them" - Balloon PTSD
01:09:18 Ari is more trustworthy than Flagrant + can't trust Clowns
01:15:04 Bert is terrified of flying + blimp panic attack
01:18:02 Industrial Clown Complex is done
01:19:17 Deaths, Phobias, panic attacks & spelunking
01:39:49 Travel show - cave diving or wingsuiting will be your funeral
01:45:04 Bert is relentless + failure was ultimate blessing
01:54:26 Early Rogan appearances - impacted EVERYTHING
02:04:22 Comics used to hate each other
02:06:41 Blessed to have lived the best life