AKA: "Congrats, Chiefs!" (2021)
You were our only hope to avoid the resurgence of the First Order, Kansas City. You may have been an evil, but it was far lesser than dealing with the inevitable boot of Brady. Thanks to the Chiefs failure and self-destruction, we must suffer through it again.
One might blame this on the refs (as I did at first), but the further you look into it, Kansas City did it to themselves. I have devised a simple equation as to how they lost this football game*.
* Equation was half-assed after a night of lamentation and pain. May be rushed and inaccurate due to intense biases against our new overlord Tom Brady.